Kaylee's Rules and things for Having a Funner Life and making a Better Liar Out of Yourself

Rule number 10

When a grownup say you stink they

 don't mean you smell they mean you

 are bad at it.

Rule number 49

When people say it is your decision

 really they want

to make the decision. 

Rule number 154 

When people say " Hey look," 

DON'T LOOK 

because it's probably

 something you don't care about.

Rules number 34

If you remember something

that you didn't want to don't tell anybody

because they will just make it worse.

Rules number 52

When someone say nice                

most of the time they are lying.

Rules number 12

If you get a lot of money spend it all

 at once because once you got every 

thing you don't know what to do with all

your money left over.

Rule number 78

When someone say whats up

they mean hi not what is up in the

sky.

Rule number 80

When people say best for last 

some people don't mean it they

just don't want you to start crying.

BUD NOT BUDDY TELEGRAM

BUD AT FOSTER HOME STOP
AT AMOS'S STOP
TODD MEAN STOP
TAKE BUD TO SHED STOP
BUD SEE BAT STOP
BUD SEE FISH GUARD STOP
BUD HIT BAT STOP
BAT IS ACTUALLY HIVE STOP
BUD BREAK WINDOW STOP
WASP STING BUD STOP
BUD GET SUITCASE STOP
BUD GET WARM WATER STOP
BUD MAKE TODD PEE STOP
BUD RUN AWAY STOP
HIDE BEHIND TREE STOP
BUD GOT LATE FOR BREAKFAST STOP
NICE PEOPLE LET HIM IN STOP
THEY SHARE THEIR FOOD STOP
BUD GO TO LIBRARY STOP
BUD ASK HOW FAR IS CHICAGO STOP
BUGS FOUND BUD STOP
THEY RIDE TRAIN STOP
FIND PEOPLE STOP
STAY WITH PEOPLE STOP
DEZA LIKES BUD STOP
DEZA KISSED BUD STOP
BUD MISSED TRAIN STOP
BUD WENT TO GRAND RAPID BY WALKING STOP
LEFTY TOOK BUD HOME STOP
BUD WAIT TO SEE HIS DAD STOP
HERMAN IS BUD DAD STOP

Unheard Converastion

Momma and dad was asking grandma to please take Byron with him and grandma said" I'm not taking that... that... monster! Please. I'll do it but only this time. "Thank you thank you momma," said Dad. Next time I come I'll give you your favorite candy Butterfingers. Grandma said " But don't forget only this time!"When he does something bad get a peace of paper  and write what he did then if you want to you can spank him or any thing els oh and by the way can you invite the other kids that are his age so he could make friends." said Dad. "FINE and don't forget about the Butterfingers because you know how much I like them. " said Grandma.Momma said to dad" Can we get off now that all we wanted to say." "Bye Mom" said Dad.

Multiple Perspectives

Byron
    I didn't do anything bad I was making a movie for money. All momma wants to do is hurt me and then let her fix my hands I don't think so she should take me to the hospital at least.She didn't even know that I was making a movie and I needed fire.

Joey
    He should have listen to momma but he didn't so it wouldn't have happen but i do steal fell sorry for him. I was crying so momma wouldn't hurt him but she said I swore to God that the next time I saw him playing with matches he will get burned. I keep on crying after every time momma got close to him and every time I holed tighter on Kenny's arm.

Momma
    I did tell him that the next time he played with fire I will burn him but did he listen NO! I wasn't that mean I could have burned him but I didn't I burned his fingers. I tried every thing to make him STOP but did he NO! She was nice because Joey keep on wining so I waited for dad. Byron got punished.
  

Chapter 51

Chapter 51

Hector got a new friend and his name was Billy Gran. Stanley didn't really like him but they were still friends. Stanley's mom said that he could stay over for one night if it o.k. with his parents. They stayed up to watch a movie in there room when Stanley's parents said it was time to go to bed they just stayed up and watched BEYOND SCARED STRAIGHT . They could not go to sleep so they locked all the doors and ran very fast to get food and water and they did not go any where else even if they had to go to the bathroom they held it in until the morning. when it was morning they saw Sanley's mom so then they went to sleep after they unlocked all the doors without letting Stanley's mom noticing. Billy said"I really have to go to the bathroom," Hector Said" Then go."Billy smelled pancakes and they boys upstairs were waiting for Billy to come and he never did so they thought the person on BEYOND SCARED STRAIGHT that went to jail got him. So they never came down because they did not want to get punch or heart. That is what they thought but they were wrong.
     At 11:00 a clock they finally came down and they saw Billy watching TV in the living room and eating pancakes "Mom never let us eat in the living room," said Stanley. Billy had to leave in the next hour so they went to the park to play hide and go seek and when they were playing they would look for Hector's giraffe.

Chapter 49.5

    Stanley wasn't teaching Hector any more because Hector goes to school with Stanley. After everyday of school they get one snack and then go to the park to try to find hector's giraffe they did not find him yet. Hector still had a lot of questions to ask. He has been learning all his questions at school. Stanley's mom said if you do not find your giraffe in 2 more days I will get you a new one.

     Hector was sleeping on a couch until they get there boxes out of this one room Hector will get to have his own room. Hector is trying out baseball and Stanley was on the same team as Hector. Hector actually turned out to be the smartest in math. Hector's favorite bord game was chest he won every time he played. every time they are done with baseball they use that spray on there feet but they still have to take showers.

     Sam's Onion spray worked so the three people keep on telling people to buy it but one of the three men did not listen to Sam they did not use it at night so he died yes, yes, very sad:( Stanley was so waiting for the super bowl to come. Hector did not know what a super bowl was so he asked and then he under stood!!!!!!

Pablo Hank

The new person is Pablo Hank but they called him Switchy. He  switched a real camera into a fake camera that looked the same. The police figured it out because of his finger print. He said it wasn't him but you know everyone does that. He did not have a choice because his mom knew he was going to pick jail but Mrs.hank stood up and said" He wants Camp Green Lake." When he got there he was like whatever so talking like that to Mr.Sir he had to make his hole bigger then usual. he was so tired he tried to go to sleep early but Mr. Pandanski said"NO!!!!!"

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Dear Mom,

Dear Mom

    It is so fun here we go swimming in the big lake and I met a lot a friends Cool Dog and Red Face. I learned a new song it goes like this Oh Oh on the campground it is soooooooo quite ( NOT ).  But the food is so good they even let us get seconds if we let them. I even found a fossil at the bottom of the lake. At night we get to roast marshmallows and hot dogs. You know what was grose that someone laid a bom ( EW ).

                                                                          Love,

                                                                        Kaylee XOXOXOXO

Dear Mom,

I lied about every thing excepted the names my name is Old Dude and instead we dig holes. Do not get started about the food YUCK you know the only reason I eat it because I get hungry all the time you know that. The holes have to be 5 inches deep and 5 inches wide.We have to stay there or we do not get water  until 5 miles.They come to gives us water every 3 hours that is long I feel like I'm going to die after that.

                                                      Your very sorry kid,
                                                              Old Dude..
                                                   P.S HELP ME, PLEASE!!

Parenting Adivce

Dear Mr. & Mrs. Teavees,
You need to make Mike go outside because he is a little boy and he needs his energy. If he does not get is energy he will be a very slow person when he grows up. If he wants to play with a friend let him or he can play with you guys. You can even let him go bowling and do sports like that. It is way better than watching t.v. and do not machine t.v. in front of him because he is practically brain washed by it so do not say it. You can let him watch a little of t.v. everyday. Tops would be at least 30 min a day. Make sure  he dose not watch t.v. in the morning. He needs a least 9 hours of sleep 10 would be great.

5 New Children

My first person to find the golden ticket was Lilly Westberg she was named that way because she loves the flowers that are called lilly. The next person was Grace Moose she was called that because she loved church because of her name Grace. Next was Toby Hills  was named after his grandfather who was in the war. Next was Sled Mack he loved to sled in the winter. Next was Red Ball she loved to read for one reasen because she has a r, e, a, d, and that spells read.

Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory

Willy Wonka news

You know the kids Mr. Wonka has we'll believe it or not they have seen a lot of Mr. Wonka's secrete room. There is one room with a t.v witch Mike Teavee really liked because it is t.v and he mumbles a lot and he is really small now call him shrimp- o do not tell him that Mr. Wonka said that.  Mr. Wonka  let 5 people in on February 1. Verca Salt she is one of those people that get what they want,she wanted a squirrel but that did not work out, for short she got dirty. Violet Beauregarde  she  is a blueberry now she dose not listen. Do not even get me started about Augustus Gloop he fell into Mr. Wonka's wonderful chocolate now no one will eat it unless
you like Augustus Gloop choclate. EW!

Pink Weirdos

There are pink weirdos all they like is pink nothing else. If I wanted them they made me wear pink.The only way I could get them if I would let them work in the pink cotton candy room sense it was pink. They came from Pink Land. All it has is pink and it looks like a regular island on the outside,but if you walk around awhile you fall on a slide. Then you find the Pink Land. If you like pink you would like Pink Land. I don't really like pink I am an orange person not pink. For the Pink Land girls they took it hard because they made me make them cotton candy dresses. I'm happy that there was not a lot of girls and that the boys didn't want anything.

Cotton Candy Factory

 My factory would be a cotton candy. I would have 150 workers to help me. It would be called Yum Yum Cotton Candy! I would have it on Highway so they can stop and have a snack. I'll have it at every candy store, Kum and go, Walmart, and Kmart. The trees in my factory would be cotton candy and I bet you kids would buy it every day.