Kaylee's Rules and things for Having a Funner Life and making a Better Liar Out of Yourself

Rule number 10

When a grownup say you stink they

 don't mean you smell they mean you

 are bad at it.

Rule number 49

When people say it is your decision

 really they want

to make the decision. 

Rule number 154 

When people say " Hey look," 

DON'T LOOK 

because it's probably

 something you don't care about.

Rules number 34

If you remember something

that you didn't want to don't tell anybody

because they will just make it worse.

Rules number 52

When someone say nice                

most of the time they are lying.

Rules number 12

If you get a lot of money spend it all

 at once because once you got every 

thing you don't know what to do with all

your money left over.

Rule number 78

When someone say whats up

they mean hi not what is up in the

sky.

Rule number 80

When people say best for last 

some people don't mean it they

just don't want you to start crying.

 These are the names in the band Excuse Me Mini Larry, Tall George, Skinny Dave, and Fast Molly. Good morning American have you herd the new band Excuse Me? Well of course you never herd them because they are the new band and this is what they say to you people who don't like them "Then who do like?" You would love to go and watch Excuse Me band at New York There is going to be an opening at 7:00 in the morning there is only 500 tickets left so go out and get some tickets. Once you hear there music you are going to explode because it is so good. They know Rock and Jazz.

BUD NOT BUDDY TELEGRAM

BUD AT FOSTER HOME STOP
AT AMOS'S STOP
TODD MEAN STOP
TAKE BUD TO SHED STOP
BUD SEE BAT STOP
BUD SEE FISH GUARD STOP
BUD HIT BAT STOP
BAT IS ACTUALLY HIVE STOP
BUD BREAK WINDOW STOP
WASP STING BUD STOP
BUD GET SUITCASE STOP
BUD GET WARM WATER STOP
BUD MAKE TODD PEE STOP
BUD RUN AWAY STOP
HIDE BEHIND TREE STOP
BUD GOT LATE FOR BREAKFAST STOP
NICE PEOPLE LET HIM IN STOP
THEY SHARE THEIR FOOD STOP
BUD GO TO LIBRARY STOP
BUD ASK HOW FAR IS CHICAGO STOP
BUGS FOUND BUD STOP
THEY RIDE TRAIN STOP
FIND PEOPLE STOP
STAY WITH PEOPLE STOP
DEZA LIKES BUD STOP
DEZA KISSED BUD STOP
BUD MISSED TRAIN STOP
BUD WENT TO GRAND RAPID BY WALKING STOP
LEFTY TOOK BUD HOME STOP
BUD WAIT TO SEE HIS DAD STOP
HERMAN IS BUD DAD STOP

Unheard Converastion

Momma and dad was asking grandma to please take Byron with him and grandma said" I'm not taking that... that... monster! Please. I'll do it but only this time. "Thank you thank you momma," said Dad. Next time I come I'll give you your favorite candy Butterfingers. Grandma said " But don't forget only this time!"When he does something bad get a peace of paper  and write what he did then if you want to you can spank him or any thing els oh and by the way can you invite the other kids that are his age so he could make friends." said Dad. "FINE and don't forget about the Butterfingers because you know how much I like them. " said Grandma.Momma said to dad" Can we get off now that all we wanted to say." "Bye Mom" said Dad.

Multiple Perspectives

Byron
    I didn't do anything bad I was making a movie for money. All momma wants to do is hurt me and then let her fix my hands I don't think so she should take me to the hospital at least.She didn't even know that I was making a movie and I needed fire.

Joey
    He should have listen to momma but he didn't so it wouldn't have happen but i do steal fell sorry for him. I was crying so momma wouldn't hurt him but she said I swore to God that the next time I saw him playing with matches he will get burned. I keep on crying after every time momma got close to him and every time I holed tighter on Kenny's arm.

Momma
    I did tell him that the next time he played with fire I will burn him but did he listen NO! I wasn't that mean I could have burned him but I didn't I burned his fingers. I tried every thing to make him STOP but did he NO! She was nice because Joey keep on wining so I waited for dad. Byron got punished.
  

When I Grow Up

When I grow up I would want to be a groomer. It would be fun to comb a dog. I love animals so I think it would be cool to work with them. I would not even have to leave my house. I would not get fired when I am doing my other job my employ could do it. Just having fun!

I would also like to be a singer. I like to sing songs. I would get a lot of money for singing. I think it would be fun playing a instrument wile singing. I would get to sing on stage. I love to sing!
Finally, I would like to be a math teacher. I like math that is why I want to teach it. I like doing long problems like long division. I would like to help kids with math. If I was a regular teacher I would have to check more papers but, I don’t. Math sweet!

Kaylee Schulte
      2-13-2012

Chapter 51

Chapter 51

Hector got a new friend and his name was Billy Gran. Stanley didn't really like him but they were still friends. Stanley's mom said that he could stay over for one night if it o.k. with his parents. They stayed up to watch a movie in there room when Stanley's parents said it was time to go to bed they just stayed up and watched BEYOND SCARED STRAIGHT . They could not go to sleep so they locked all the doors and ran very fast to get food and water and they did not go any where else even if they had to go to the bathroom they held it in until the morning. when it was morning they saw Sanley's mom so then they went to sleep after they unlocked all the doors without letting Stanley's mom noticing. Billy said"I really have to go to the bathroom," Hector Said" Then go."Billy smelled pancakes and they boys upstairs were waiting for Billy to come and he never did so they thought the person on BEYOND SCARED STRAIGHT that went to jail got him. So they never came down because they did not want to get punch or heart. That is what they thought but they were wrong.
     At 11:00 a clock they finally came down and they saw Billy watching TV in the living room and eating pancakes "Mom never let us eat in the living room," said Stanley. Billy had to leave in the next hour so they went to the park to play hide and go seek and when they were playing they would look for Hector's giraffe.

Chapter 49.5

    Stanley wasn't teaching Hector any more because Hector goes to school with Stanley. After everyday of school they get one snack and then go to the park to try to find hector's giraffe they did not find him yet. Hector still had a lot of questions to ask. He has been learning all his questions at school. Stanley's mom said if you do not find your giraffe in 2 more days I will get you a new one.

     Hector was sleeping on a couch until they get there boxes out of this one room Hector will get to have his own room. Hector is trying out baseball and Stanley was on the same team as Hector. Hector actually turned out to be the smartest in math. Hector's favorite bord game was chest he won every time he played. every time they are done with baseball they use that spray on there feet but they still have to take showers.

     Sam's Onion spray worked so the three people keep on telling people to buy it but one of the three men did not listen to Sam they did not use it at night so he died yes, yes, very sad:( Stanley was so waiting for the super bowl to come. Hector did not know what a super bowl was so he asked and then he under stood!!!!!!

Pablo Hank

The new person is Pablo Hank but they called him Switchy. He  switched a real camera into a fake camera that looked the same. The police figured it out because of his finger print. He said it wasn't him but you know everyone does that. He did not have a choice because his mom knew he was going to pick jail but Mrs.hank stood up and said" He wants Camp Green Lake." When he got there he was like whatever so talking like that to Mr.Sir he had to make his hole bigger then usual. he was so tired he tried to go to sleep early but Mr. Pandanski said"NO!!!!!"

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Dear Mom,

Dear Mom

    It is so fun here we go swimming in the big lake and I met a lot a friends Cool Dog and Red Face. I learned a new song it goes like this Oh Oh on the campground it is soooooooo quite ( NOT ).  But the food is so good they even let us get seconds if we let them. I even found a fossil at the bottom of the lake. At night we get to roast marshmallows and hot dogs. You know what was grose that someone laid a bom ( EW ).

                                                                          Love,

                                                                        Kaylee XOXOXOXO

Dear Mom,

I lied about every thing excepted the names my name is Old Dude and instead we dig holes. Do not get started about the food YUCK you know the only reason I eat it because I get hungry all the time you know that. The holes have to be 5 inches deep and 5 inches wide.We have to stay there or we do not get water  until 5 miles.They come to gives us water every 3 hours that is long I feel like I'm going to die after that.

                                                      Your very sorry kid,
                                                              Old Dude..
                                                   P.S HELP ME, PLEASE!!

My Winter Break

The first thing I did over winter break was I went to my grandma's house in Arcadia to celebrate Christmas and Thanksgiving. My other side of the family went to my aunt's house witch is in Audubon. Then on Christmas Eve my Grandma and grandpa came over to open all the gifts we got from everyone in our family. On Christmas Day we open gifts but, hear comes the sad part my Grandpa was in the hospital so we went to see him then after we stayed for a wile we went to the Christmas Dinner to help get food for the older people but they did not need help because there was a lot of people there so we went home. When we got there I was on the computer playing Roller Coaster Tycoon 3with my sister it was fun!