Friday, April 27, 2012

Kaylee's Rules and things for Having a Funner Life and making a Better Liar Out of Yourself

Rule number 10
When a grownup say you stink they
 don't mean you smell they mean you
 are bad at it.

Rule number 49
When people say it is your decision
 really they want
to make the decision. 

Rule number 154 
When people say " Hey look," 
DON'T LOOK 
because it's probably
 something you don't care about.

Rules number 34
If you remember something
that you didn't want to don't tell anybody
because they will just make it worse.

Rules number 52
When someone say nice                
most of the time they are lying.

Rules number 12
If you get a lot of money spend it all
 at once because once you got every 
thing you don't know what to do with all
your money left over.

Rule number 78
When someone say whats up
they mean hi not what is up in the
sky.

Rule number 80
When people say best for last 
some people don't mean it they
just don't want you to start crying.

Friday, April 20, 2012

 These are the names in the band Excuse Me Mini Larry, Tall George, Skinny Dave, and Fast Molly. Good morning American have you herd the new band Excuse Me? Well of course you never herd them because they are the new band and this is what they say to you people who don't like them "Then who do like?" You would love to go and watch Excuse Me band at New York There is going to be an opening at 7:00 in the morning there is only 500 tickets left so go out and get some tickets. Once you hear there music you are going to explode because it is so good. They know Rock and Jazz.

Thursday, April 12, 2012

BUD NOT BUDDY TELEGRAM

BUD AT FOSTER HOME STOP
AT AMOS'S STOP
TODD MEAN STOP
TAKE BUD TO SHED STOP
BUD SEE BAT STOP
BUD SEE FISH GUARD STOP
BUD HIT BAT STOP
BAT IS ACTUALLY HIVE STOP
BUD BREAK WINDOW STOP
WASP STING BUD STOP
BUD GET SUITCASE STOP
BUD GET WARM WATER STOP
BUD MAKE TODD PEE STOP
BUD RUN AWAY STOP
HIDE BEHIND TREE STOP
BUD GOT LATE FOR BREAKFAST STOP
NICE PEOPLE LET HIM IN STOP
THEY SHARE THEIR FOOD STOP
BUD GO TO LIBRARY STOP
BUD ASK HOW FAR IS CHICAGO STOP
BUGS FOUND BUD STOP
THEY RIDE TRAIN STOP
FIND PEOPLE STOP
STAY WITH PEOPLE STOP
DEZA LIKES BUD STOP
DEZA KISSED BUD STOP
BUD MISSED TRAIN STOP
BUD WENT TO GRAND RAPID BY WALKING STOP
LEFTY TOOK BUD HOME STOP
BUD WAIT TO SEE HIS DAD STOP
HERMAN IS BUD DAD STOP



Friday, March 2, 2012

Unheard Converastion

Momma and dad was asking grandma to please take Byron with him and grandma said" I'm not taking that... that... monster! Please. I'll do it but only this time. "Thank you thank you momma," said Dad. Next time I come I'll give you your favorite candy Butterfingers. Grandma said " But don't forget only this time!"When he does something bad get a peace of paper  and write what he did then if you want to you can spank him or any thing els oh and by the way can you invite the other kids that are his age so he could make friends." said Dad. "FINE and don't forget about the Butterfingers because you know how much I like them. " said Grandma.Momma said to dad" Can we get off now that all we wanted to say." "Bye Mom" said Dad.

Friday, February 24, 2012

Multiple Perspectives

Byron
    I didn't do anything bad I was making a movie for money. All momma wants to do is hurt me and then let her fix my hands I don't think so she should take me to the hospital at least.She didn't even know that I was making a movie and I needed fire.

Joey
    He should have listen to momma but he didn't so it wouldn't have happen but i do steal fell sorry for him. I was crying so momma wouldn't hurt him but she said I swore to God that the next time I saw him playing with matches he will get burned. I keep on crying after every time momma got close to him and every time I holed tighter on Kenny's arm.

Momma
    I did tell him that the next time he played with fire I will burn him but did he listen NO! I wasn't that mean I could have burned him but I didn't I burned his fingers. I tried every thing to make him STOP but did he NO! She was nice because Joey keep on wining so I waited for dad. Byron got punished.
  

Monday, February 13, 2012

When I Grow Up


When I grow up I would want to be a groomer. It would be fun to comb a dog. I love animals so I think it would be cool to work with them. I would not even have to leave my house. I would not get fired when I am doing my other job my employ could do it. Just having fun!
I would also like to be a singer. I like to sing songs. I would get a lot of money for singing. I think it would be fun playing a instrument wile singing. I would get to sing on stage. I love to sing!
Finally, I would like to be a math teacher. I like math that is why I want to teach it. I like doing long problems like long division. I would like to help kids with math. If I was a regular teacher I would have to check more papers but, I don’t. Math sweet!

Kaylee Schulte
      2-13-2012

Thursday, February 9, 2012

Chapter 51

Chapter 51
Hector got a new friend and his name was Billy Gran. Stanley didn't really like him but they were still friends. Stanley's mom said that he could stay over for one night if it o.k. with his parents. They stayed up to watch a movie in there room when Stanley's parents said it was time to go to bed they just stayed up and watched BEYOND SCARED STRAIGHT . They could not go to sleep so they locked all the doors and ran very fast to get food and water and they did not go any where else even if they had to go to the bathroom they held it in until the morning. when it was morning they saw Sanley's mom so then they went to sleep after they unlocked all the doors without letting Stanley's mom noticing. Billy said"I really have to go to the bathroom," Hector Said" Then go."Billy smelled pancakes and they boys upstairs were waiting for Billy to come and he never did so they thought the person on BEYOND SCARED STRAIGHT that went to jail got him. So they never came down because they did not want to get punch or heart. That is what they thought but they were wrong.
     At 11:00 a clock they finally came down and they saw Billy watching TV in the living room and eating pancakes "Mom never let us eat in the living room," said Stanley. Billy had to leave in the next hour so they went to the park to play hide and go seek and when they were playing they would look for Hector's giraffe.